Chronicles of Checking Yourself

Milkshakes: bringing all the man-children to the yard

Slant 6 - "Soda Pop-Rip Off" (mp3)
(purchase here)

NIXED IN '06

Adults: Please do not pose for photos with soda in your hand.

• First, it's classy to ass-like.
  
• Second, it screams regressive childhood.
  
• Third, no, diet doesn't make it better.
  
• Fourth, cola is the worst offender. All I can think of is that grilled meat smell in your mouth after the initial rush of all that coca, corn syrup and sucrose.

I think C&D may be on to the same or similar idea. Check up on it.

TOMORROW

I receive another lesson in instant karma. So, yes, this is the last time I behave so spitefully. Hopefully.