Chronicles of Checking Yourself
Milkshakes: bringing all the man-children to the yard
Slant 6 - "Soda Pop-Rip Off" (mp3)
NIXED IN '06
Adults: Please do not pose for photos with soda in your hand.
- First, it's classy to ass-like.
- Second, it screams regressive childhood.
- Third, no, diet doesn't make it better.
- Fourth, cola is the worst offender. All I can think of is that grilled meat smell in your mouth after the initial rush of all that coca, corn syrup and sucrose.
I receive another lesson in instant karma. So, yes, this is the last time I behave so spitefully. Hopefully.